Well douche your snatch and let's go!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Randomize
