chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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