can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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