The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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