Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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