Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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