WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
are you so shy because you have an std?
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Randomize
