so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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