I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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