Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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