come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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