He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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