Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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