the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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