it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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