My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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