I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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