Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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