why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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