I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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