his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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