five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
ttyl tear gas
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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