so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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