there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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