My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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