the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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