Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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