I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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