I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she pinky promised me she was 18
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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