a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
