he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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