It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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