talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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