There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
