So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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