There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Let's get the cat blown out
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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