She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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