I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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