I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
