Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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