Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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