It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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