I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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