we have officially mastered the walk of shame
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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