theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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