On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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