I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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