People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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