Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
what day is it and did you see me today?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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