if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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